The Beginning

This is a story of the journey of four women searching for laughter, love, and libation.

In the rainy city of Portland, Oregon we find ourselves dreaming of the perfect patio. As the late May rain pounds outside, we are waiting impatiently for the sidewalks to dry and the sun to shine on us. As four social and most single ladies, we will endeavor this summer to find the perfect Portland bar patio.

For us, the perfect patio has three necessary components: the potential for laughter, love, and libation. We will be rating each bar we go to by these standards. We will be your guides on the road to the perfect Portland patio and will share with you the patio-nos we will undoubtedly encounter in our quest.

So put on your sunscreen, find a designated driver, and join us!

Podcast Festival in LA

We are off to the podcast Festival in LA. We will bring back many stories of hijinx and shenanigans.

http://lapodfest.com/

the ladies

Technical Difficulties

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the ladies

The ladies judge the Alberta Street Fair Floor Competition

two words – Hippie Dancing

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Episode 38: Stephanie Purtle

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dating, drinking, finding the one, librarians, love notes, maria bamford, patio, Portland, single ladies

“Green Dragon”

Episode 38 with Stephanie Purtle

Join the ladies as they investigate the Green Dragon. They discuss losers and boozers, hippie dancers, and bad pick up lines.

Guest: Stephanie Purtle

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Episode 37: Russ Ramsey

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dating, drinking, finding the one, librarians, love notes, maria bamford, patio, Portland, single ladies

“Sextant”

Episode 37 with Russ Ramsey

Join the ladies as they investigate the sextant and immediately witness a couple making out at 6:30pm. The ladies discuss opportunities for pick up lines, ladies who ask for your number and don’t return calls, strippers and swingers.

Guest: Russ Ramsey

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Episode 36: Pwn Toney

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bucket drumming, dating, drinking, moon and sixpence, patio, Portland, pwn toney, single ladies

“Moon and Sixpence”

Episode 36 with Pwn Toney

Join us as we take a tour of Moon and Sixpence Join the ladies as they discuss Giving your number out, douchebags and downtown, bucket drumming, how to hit on people, and more okcupid dates.

Guests: Pwn Toney

But more importantly: Is it ok to wear flip flops in public? Could you ever date someone into bucket drumming?

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Episode 35: Maria Bamford

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dating, drinking, finding the one, librarians, love notes, maria bamford, patio, Portland, single ladies

“Doug Fir”

Episode 35 Maria Bamford

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Episode 34: High Dive

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corndogging, dating, drinking, grace sadie, patio, Portland, selena, single ladies, the lost condom

“the lollipop gang”

Episode 34 High Dive

Join us as we take a tour of High Dive. We again discuss corn-dogging because it is that important, ways to get closure, drinking for the children, and Olivia and Cera continue to pretend that they may someday talk to a guy.

Guests: Stacey Hallal

But more importantly: Is it bad to leave a condom on the kitchen counter?

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Episode 32: Apex

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corndogging, dating, drinking, grace sadie, patio, Portland, selena, single ladies, the lost condom

“Corndogging”

Episode 33 Apex

Join us as we take a tour of Apex. Join the ladies as they discuss Corndogging, the enchanted forest, bad break-ups, and Selena.

Guests: Grace Sadie

But more importantly: Is it bad to leave a condom on the kitchen counter?

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Episode 32: The Standard

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dating, drinking, first date, houndogs, patio, Portland, single ladies

“my cookies”

Episode 32 The Standard

Learn about saving your cookies for 90 days, and shit show shenanigans.

Guests: Minnie Tibbets, Married Poppins, Brittany, and Justice.

But more importantly: Is that guy in the background ever going to stop moving his chair?

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