This is a story of the journey of four women searching for laughter, love, and libation.
In the rainy city of Portland, Oregon we find ourselves dreaming of the perfect patio. As the late May rain pounds outside, we are waiting impatiently for the sidewalks to dry and the sun to shine on us. As four social and most single ladies, we will endeavor this summer to find the perfect Portland bar patio.
For us, the perfect patio has three necessary components: the potential for laughter, love, and libation. We will be rating each bar we go to by these standards. We will be your guides on the road to the perfect Portland patio and will share with you the patio-nos we will undoubtedly encounter in our quest.
So put on your sunscreen, find a designated driver, and join us!
Pati-oh :: Pati-no 
Hello Ladies,
I listened to your appearance on Geek in the City. I am a recently single geek. I just ended a 14 yr relationship. I may have met you ladies at the Booyahs in September. I was not single then. I am a 43 year old Postal Worker. So any advice to assist me meeting ladies.
Richard,
We totally lost ourselves and forgot to answer this in our last episode. But not to worry, we have a mailbag episode coming up and will answer it then. In the meantime, don’t go postal on anyone. Good places to meet girls are through friends, volunteering, group sports like dodgeball or kickball. But after a 14 year relationship, you might just want to get a little slutty for a second. I would recommend Putter’s, George’s, or the Space Room…to name a few.
Good luck sir! And let us know how it goes!